3 word story.

[Chris]

Snow White and eight tiny riendeer killed a big butterfly that lived under the bridge and ate all the chocolate cake made by a sweety baker and his bald assistant that read the instruction manual of their new electric tooth polisher while he watched observe and report on abc1 in 2009 before he died. Next, he walked to the newstand and bought over one billion magazines with all the money he stole from the homeless dude in a wheelchair. Once he got them he ate the homeless dude and which(who?) was sick so he threw-up over a japanese chef that was actually Canadian, but says he's Japanese which is really wierd but anyway the puke was toxic waste breakfast that smelled like an old Mexican high on weed that had lost his chiwawa in a remarkably dirty toilet in which many people had taken a large puppy for a walk in, then snow white decided to kill the eight tiny reindeer pulling santa to to(the?) houses on the high cliff in the rocky mountains of dirty fish that love dancing nude in a chlorinated pool that was owned by a hairy guy playing WoW who likes to live in basement. Suddenly a dude takes out a, a Mexican woman and pummels her with an interesting piece of a fried chicken sandwich which is very rubbery. In the Mexican's pubes grew (obviously, this was wierd) an apple was eaten by a ferocius banker after Iceland declared it hated everyone! Because he was a sexually confused and he had a blender on obliterate. Then he took out his super portable flyingshowercap and wanked, or walked, into a dark room and looked at the cool toilet with a lot of junkies injecting themselves with smiles and then zombies pouring tea over Snow White's granny. Then she got a wart on her toe and shaved it off with a cheesegrater which was interesting, because it was originally from Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, and that was nice. Unfortunitaly 20 small and rather fat and beast-like tipex pens leaked In a warehouse causing a massive ink leakage in that warehouse aswell, the one in the terribly made kelogs cereal box. Then a big story ending happend.
 

[OldRod]

... eight tiny reindeer...

[ZeroComp]

killed a big.....

[Chris]

butterfly that lived

[OldRod]

under the bridge...

[Perry]

and ate all...

[ZeroComp]

the chocolate cake

[Chris]

made by a

[ZeroComp]

a sweaty baker

[hallsofvallhalla]

and his bald