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<?php

$diceroll=rand(1,170);
$yardage=20;

if ($diceroll >=1){
  $commentary= "The Quarterback drops back......Pressure from the backside........ SACK ! Big hit by the defensive end.....wait ! There's a fumble.....recovered by the linebacker ! Touchdown Defense!";
  $playgain=-100;
  $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
}
if ($diceroll >=10){
$commentary= "Yes.";
$yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
$playgain=5;
}
if ($diceroll >=20){
 $commentary= "No.";
 $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
     $playgain=10;
}
if ($diceroll >=30){
 $commentary= "Maybe";
$yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
     $playgain=15;
}
if($diceroll >=40){
$commentary= "You're an ig+no+ra+moose!!";
$yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
     $playgain=20;
}
if ($diceroll >=50){
 $commentary= "lol did you seriously just ask that?";
$yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
     $playgain=25;
}
if ($diceroll >=60){
$commentary= "umad?";
$yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
        $playgain=30;
}
if ($diceroll >=70){
 $commentary="Oh heck naw!";
  $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
               $playgain=35;
}
if ($diceroll >=80){
  $commentary= "LOL@UR SWAG";
 $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
        $playgain=40;
}
if($diceroll >=90) {

  $commentary= "Ask your mother.";
 $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
      $playgain=45;
}
if ($diceroll >=100){

  $commentary= "You'll know when you're older.";
$yardage= ($yardage+$playgain);
      $playgain=50;
}
if ($diceroll >=110){
  $commentary= "Most Definetly!";
 $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
             $playgain=55;
  }
  if ($diceroll >=120){
    $commentary= "Oh Yeaaaaaaah!";
    $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
             $playgain=60;
    }
    if ($diceroll >=130){
      $commentary= "This is factual.";
      $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
              $playgain=65;
      }
      if ($diceroll >=140){
        $commentary= "Google it.";
        $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
          $playgain=70;
        }
        if ($diceroll >=150){
          $commentary= "After pondering your inquest most thoroughly I have come to the conclusion that one most certainly could paricpate int the question of your concern";
          $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);

            $playgain=75;
          }
          if ($diceroll >=160){
            $commentary= "Fo Shizzle My Nizzle.";
            $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
               $playgain=80;
            }
            if ($diceroll >=170){
              $commentary= "You betcha.";
              $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
                      $playgain=85;
              }

               echo "$commentary<br>";
                echo "$yardage<br>";
                echo "$diceroll<br>";
                echo "$playgain<br>";


              ?>

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    if ($diceroll >=1){
      $commentary= "The Quarterback drops back......Pressure from the backside........ SACK ! Big hit by the defensive end.....wait ! There's a fumble.....recovered by the linebacker ! Touchdown Defense!";
      $playgain=-100;
      $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
    }

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    if ($diceroll >=80){
      $commentary= "LOL@UR SWAG";
     $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
            $playgain=40;
    }

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if ($diceroll >=20){
 $commentary= "No.";
 $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
     $playgain=10;
}
if ($diceroll >=30){
 $commentary= "Maybe";
$yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
     $playgain=15;

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if ($diceroll >=20 && $diceroll<30){
 $commentary= "No.";
 $yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
     $playgain=10;
}
if ($diceroll >=30 && $diceroll<40){
 $commentary= "Maybe";
$yardage=($yardage+$playgain);
     $playgain=15;